No, he may not have officially advertised the position, but we're pretty sure we're not alone in thinking that Johnny Depp, he of universally acknowledged acting and being-fairly-easy-on-the-eye greatness, could do with a style shake up.
Granted, there's nothing wrong with having a favourite look, and sticking to it, but we're just not sure* this one's working for the Depp anymore.
*We're being nice since this is a job application; but to make it clear, we are sure. Depp needs a new look.
But it's tricky breaking out of a style rut. Our favourite M&S cashmere sweater has recently broken the once-in-a-week wear rule (alright, alright, it's bordering on every other day territory) but in our defence, it's chilly in London and we're not being photographed every day.
So what's Depp to do? If he's unwilling to take a punt on hiring us (a mistake, if you ask us), we've got a few suggestions of how he could improve* on a few of his latest outfits.
*Sugar-coating again. Read: completely change.
What would you dress Johnny in? Let us knowon Twitter using #DressUpDepp. And Mr Depp, if you're readingthis, call us*.
*For styling advice. Or just for chats.
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